A fun collection of what I should rename my blogs. I realized I didn't actually need to write them, they just need good titles. I missed my calling, I coulda written headlines.
That Time I Refused To Get In The Ambulance After Wrecking My Motorcycle
My Cats Joined The Mafia
Do Not Hit Your Sister With The Rubber Alligator
The Money Goes In The Hamburger, Not The Air Vent
I Wore White To The Steve Martin Concert; He Did Not Ask Me To Marry Him
The Time I Drove A Drunk Mime Home But He Couldn't Tell Me Where He Lived
I Used To Be Cool
That Time I Ran Through DIA Clutching My Shoes To My Chest And Asking Every Employee "Where Do You Keep The Children?"
Spiderman Defeated By Gravity And The Floor (Stolen from either Tina Fey or Robert Carlock): A Metaphor For Remote Teaching Theatre (it should be noted that the tag line of the theme song should go here too, "They're alive, Dammit!")
It Takes Two Willing Participants For Education To Be Successful
So It Turns Out Hitler Was A Dick
Christmas Trees Do Not Grow At Christmas
That Time We Had To Take A Dead Labrador Out The Front Door In A Tarp In Broad Daylight And Nobody Called The Police
Remote Teacher Found Dead Days Later; Nobody Noticed, Police Called By Cats
Theatre Online Isn't Theatre, It's History and Literature And Talking About The Light Design In Hamilton (And Making A Sock Puppet Odd Couple)
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