Thursday, January 4, 2018

Last year...

Kryssi Martin
Five Days Down. I can't focus long enough to write anything, or plan for classes. I can barely stay conscious. However, I have:
--NOT welcomed the New Year with an alcoholic beverage.
--NOT yoga-d. Only a brief attempt that ended in a coughing fit and a need for new knickers.
---NO coffee. Caffeine aggravates my headache.
---One Constant Headache. Seriously? For five days.
---One Pug Thing snuggling with me constantly. He is going to be very upset when I'm well.
---One anxiety attack. Not sure what that was about, but I thought I'd mention it.
---Four loads of laundry. Sick or not, if you're this coughy/ sneezy, aged over 50 and had two children you need laundry. Moms get me.
---"It's fun being weird, it fun being weird, it's fun being weird you should try it some time." After 4 days I had to turn off TBS, but that damned song endures.
---Somehow I managed to see every episode of DETOUR, and PEOPLE OF EARTH more than once. I heard WRECKED, but I'm not sure I saw it, I was unconscious during that binge, however I think it's a show about some grown ass people that are behaving worse than the kids in "Lord of the Flies".
---ONE coughing fit that ripped me from my sleep. It may have been triggered by choking on the Ricola I was nursing to keep the cough from waking me up....aaaaaanddd....fresh knickers.
---ONE Fat, 13 year old cat who has decided she needs to purr on my face, shoving more cat fur up my nose, sending fur flying around the room and generally impeding my ability to breathe.
----Five Days to regret not wearing a full HAZMAT suit while purging the house last week, as I'm sure the two feet of animal fur on the ceiling fan had something to do with this.
---Five Days to shuffle through the house in a polluted haze, laboring under the delusion that I'll rearrange the furniture in the living room and that'll solve everything.
---Which leads to five days of hating the furniture, angry that I'm not well enough to start putting the floor in the spare room, rich enough to just hire some one to blow up the spare room and start over again or for that matter, blow up all the furniture in the living room ...AHHH BUT I did make ONE trip to IKEA to look at beds!
I just realized I've been up since 8. It's 10. Go Me.Must be time to go back to bed