Thursday, October 9, 2025

BREAKING NEWS 9 October

 

    Kristi Noem has "captured" the "leader" of Antifa's "girlfriend". She identified the inflatable frog after he was peppermint sprayed by ICE and unmasked. She was led to him by Simone, who told her that her best friend's sister's boyfriend knows this guy who knows this kid who saw the frog's main squeeze at 31 Flavors last night.

    These people would be funny morons if they weren't so dangerous.

    Y'all know there is no "Anfifa". It's an ideal. Like vegeteraianism or Christianity. No...not Christian Nationalism. They have a leader and they are dangerous. "Antifa" has attacked no one. They did not blow up a judge's house. They do not attack hopeful new citizens as they leave their court hearings. They do not shatter windshields endangering infants in their breathless fervor to meet a quota. They do not lie on social media to incite hate. They do not pander to the lowest common denominator for support. In short---they are not bullies.

    That is largely because  "they" are not real. There is no organized ANTIFA movement. There are Christian Nationalists. White Supremists. ICE agents and a deranged president. There are lap dogs to the aforementioned deranged individual. All of these people are the problem, and they know it. But they rely on the general stupidity of the average American to keep pushing their destructive agenda. They were able to dismantle low hanging fruit that racism had instilled in their tiny minds as the enemy: SNAP, medicaid, Social Security and immigration. That gave them more strength and rightous vindication to keep abusing. Keep lying. Keep projecting everything they are causing onto the other side, blaming an invisible idea for their actions while relying on nobody actually understanding tarriffs. Which we do, because we saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off and totally got my joke in the first paragraph.

     And today the lies have reached "We captured the girlfriend of ANTIFA's leader".

    There IS no ANTIFA.

    So...you're in violation of how many laws by lying about an arrest, or setting up another person for crucifixion like Kirk. Because we all know that was a set up, just like the "assasination attempt" that only nicked Deranged Orange's ear.

    Oh right, you ignore the law. You are above it. You've made that quite clear as the legal system heaves and groans under the weight of your insanity.

    Yet notice the law still exists. Judges still annoy you by upholding the law,  they shut you down, tell you you're wrong. You have to actively ignore them, or go around them, which is costing you energy and the taxpayers' money.

    The phrase "History will not look kindly on (insert fascist here)..." has been surfacing since the first incarnation of the Orange Beast. It's much louder now. 

    Must be ANTIFA.

    The real Antifa. Which are people who are Anti Fascism. They also happen to be largely democrats or independents with advanced degrees and a penchant for PBS and NPR, free speech, healthcare for all and the Smithsonian.

    Ya. Those people. The ones you openly mock and call names.

    Guess what?

    Sticks and stones dear...the fact that we have advanced degrees speaks to our tenacity. We don't give up and we know how to argue---actually argue---including reason and purpose and research and law. You think you can wear us out? You think arresting our imaginary girlfriend is going to stop anything? Many of us are teachers, dude.  We answer 500 questions and provide snacks and kleenex to students before you've even had your coffee.

    We'll see.

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