250 Years Are Too Many

     4 July 2026

        I see that last night at Mt. Rushmore Trump said communists will take over the country.

       How retro of him, and thanks for starting the next Red Scare.

       Yet Momdani spoke from Washington's desk at City Hall in NYC, and knocked an authentic patriot's speech out of the ballpark.

        Trump's MO has always been "blame someone else". He shifts--remember during Covid it was the Chinese. He hated/loved/hated/loved Putin. Their relationship is "complicated" according to Truth Social. So I'm not surprised it's "communists" this time, because he's an idiot and cannot differentiate between democratic socialists and progressives, let alone communism and socialism.

        He attacks anyone who disagrees with him. A four year old can recognize the pattern.

        I'd say "We're doomed" but honestly, where Americans have failed, other countries and Mother Nature have stepped up.

        We watched a few My Cat From Hell's yesterday while Jim made chicken rice soup for Genoa, who has strep. Yes I threw that in there. He was dealing with a cat bully, and was focused on the victim--a beautiful black cat named Scout. I took umbrage with that, I thought he should have focused on the fluffy villian of the story. He said "A bully will back off when the victim stands up to them". Ok, he said it more cat friendly, but he said it. I still don't agree with his focus, but when he spent time with Scout...well, he uncovers other issues. Not unlike Bar Rescue, when Tanner diagnoses spousal issues, or management bullying, or incompetence that are the cause of the faillure. Jackson called out the mom for allowing her kids to not contribute in any way to feeding/ cleaning/helping with the cats. 

        So mom was actually being "bullied" by her three kids' apathy, and she was allowing it.

        Hmmmm.

        I only have six people who read this, I don't need to connect the dots on these stories any further, do I? Y'all are smarter than I am.

        The Irish Dance Festival in Florida was having none of the right wing flag waving --he wasn't even a politician, he was some Hoo Ha with an adjacent company---who decided that Ireland's one transgender dancer be disallowed to perform. Because transgender.

        You don't get to boss an Irish dance company around, Florida Dick.

        And the dance company quietly batted him on the nose. They wrote a few words about inclusion and the hisotry of dance and how nobody in Ireland gives any shits about gender, and the festival continued as planned.

        It's always other countries. They will not allow themselves to be bullied. That's it. That's the bottom line. 

        For all the protests at Delany and elsewhere, there have been no prison breaks. Nobody's been busted out. Nobody stormed the Bastille. 

        But Mother Nature saw to the coldest day of the year for his inaugeration and is burning DC for his "America 250" nonsense. Hailed at Mt. Rushmore. DC will be one of the hottest places on earth today for his "speech". So ya.

        Everyone is stepping up except our own congress.

        I came across a nasty repost---Heather Delaney Reese/ Cox Richardson or The Other 98% or some such commie liberal site I follow---that said 

     "So a cockroach can enter this country and have a baby and in 18 years that cockroach's vote will cancel out mine."

        I'd like to take a moment to unpack this. 

        Firstly--cockroaches cannot vote. Your posit is dismissed because you don't understand that you just used a metaphor, you were just being a dick.          

        Secondly--you are racist. You just referred to a human being as a cockroach. You should be censured or deprogrammed or something. You Need Help.

        Third--you assume this "cockroach" will have different views than yours. What if they believe in racism and exlusion and cruelty the same way that you do? Then their vote does not cancel out yours. They could be on your side for all you know.

        Fourth--cockroaches have up to 50 babies. You will have more than one who votes against you--or with you--or split.

        Birthright citizenship has been the law of the nation since 1868. 

        It's why you, "Bridget" (I avoid Karen-calling, other names are fun), are an American Citizen. I have no idea what your cockroach origins are, but unless they are indiginous or you are a descendent from slaves (which I can assume you are not because you sound Really White) your great great X(how many generations back) grandparents were considered cockroaches from Ireland, or Poland, or Yugoslovia, or Germany or even Russia.

        It's also why I am an American Citizen.

        We were all --OK, not all ---wound up excited about 23 and Me to discover our roots and celebrated learning Where We Were From. Did you do that too?

        I did. I am a meatloaf cockroach hailing from Ireland, Wales, Poland and Germany. Sadly I do not have any Chinese which I understand most of us do thanks to Atilla The Hun, or any Neanderthal thanks to the fact that they were kinda dicks, if I remember? They were warlike...or the others were warlike...shoot. I have to do research. Anyway, I had 1% "other" which I like to believe is Neanderthal. I have zero indiginous, which I already knew. Someday I'll tell you the story of how my family was misled somewhere along the line, and my mom believed we were Cherokee.

        We are not. Not even remotely. But definitely Irish. 

        All Americans are immigrants, you stupid woman. Your ancestors benefitted from birthright citizenship so your vote could cancel out mine.

        In response to all of this, I chose to post three favorite poems on Facebook:

        "I Am Waiting" by Lawrence Ferlinghetti

        "I Hear America Singing" by Walt Whitman

        "I Too Sing America" by Langston Hughes

        Look 'em up. It's clear why they are a fabulous trio of American Voices.

        Enjoy your day. Turn your flag upside, down, eat a bagel, do a dance, sleep in, start your house on fire by exploding your grill---live your life. We're all Americans.

60 Years Are Too Many: When The Old Ways Are Actually Cooler But My Brain Still Skips Around.

 3 July 2026

        While I wonder at congress' inability to physically move and form a human chain in front of 100 year old cherry trees, and can't understand how being against Israel's bullying make someone an anti semite, and listen to CPR and mourn so much fire in my state, I am heartened by a small blip.

        Ya gotta take the delights even when they're small.

        I hear Gen Z is dialing it back-pun intended;ditching iPhones and social media for flip phones. I wish I could take credit for this, as a person who has taught high schoolers how to dial old rotary phones for many years. The trend includes many who are getting "into" old school photography---buying Canons and sending film off for developing. I actually know of one 18 year old doing this, and a kid on the musical had an old polaroid. Deeeeelightful.

        As someone who was dragged kicking and screaming into the digital age; someone who sitll refuses to put apps on her phone. I refuse to attach my school's email to my phone. Someone who does not use instant messenger on facebook any more because they want a PIN and I don't think I should have to do that. I am someone who will go to the bank to make deposits and use the ATM to deliberately use cash. Someone who has analog clocks and my dad's analog watch. 

        Someone who is addicted to facebook.

        Which I am not going to get on at all today. I've done it for 24 hours before, I can do it again. I can find my news--Meidas Touch and Aaron Parnas---on my computer, and I'm currently listening to morning addition on NPR. I long for a newspaper dropped on my driveway.

        I doubt this little spark of interest in old school photography and phones will translate into a beautiful wave of anti tech sentiment. But if it did, I would be delighted. I would not be one of the New Leaders, there are others more staunch than I about turntables and radios with batteries and VCR's. Yet I would definitely rejoice, as I would take their interest as younger people as a positive sign that All Is Not Lost. I would celebrate by waving my old red slider phone that I was forced to give up when the slider broke, and they stopped making them!

        I still need to follow through and figure out how to get a land line again.

        I have some great old typewriters in the props closet, I just need to clean one up and buy a ribbon. Doesn't Jeff Goldblum restore old typewriters? What a cool hobby.

        I'd love a real homecoming parade with actual floats.

        I am dreading the new tech they're installing in the theatre. Apparently we're getting a tablet to control the fly system. That'll go well. It works in professional theatre because they get superior equipment with appropriate support. We get whatever they have the most of, or misordered and have an overstock. That is how every theatre in Aurora got the same light board that was intended to be for DJ's. To be fair, once I learned the thing it was fabulous-really user friendly and easy peasy to set cues.

        When we did Earnest at Littleton, the light designer found an old fixture with gel rotators and worked tirelessly to make it work. It added to the steampunk vibe on the show. We were both pretty jazzed about it.

         There are a stack of old instruments on the second floor of the Kennedy cat, but I am not qualified to sort through it and figure out how to use it. Especially if we're going to all LED color changers now. No room for anything cool old school. 

            I've done my share of creative lighting. Borrowing light trees for side light. Building footlights-which I do not take credit for I supplied the materials and said "I want footlights" and the kid made it happen. I lit NYC behind the window of Odd Couple this fall with two floor lamps with blue bulbs and one sourcie par with a blue gel. Kennedy has zero trees. I had trees at Hinkley and Littleton and used the heck of out of them, because schools don't have side light fixtures. They like to claim that they do because they mount trees in the house on both sides of the house, but those only throw the the apron and people are stupid.

            I know just enough about lighting to sound like I know about lighting.

            I am the kid that would hold a clear jug of colored water in front of a spot light for effect. I like old school. 

            I am heartened by the news that others younger than myself feel as I do about old stuff. I switched from NPR to 93.3, and I am loving having a radio in my house. I love local.

            Sometimes writing is truly just a journal. But I'll hit "publish" anyway, because that's part of the ritual.

            

60 Years Are Too Many: Readycare and 1984

     30 June 2026

        I first acknowledge that I predicted "the end" by 1 June, but I do not believe I was entirely wrong. I assumed a human death. 

        It's crumbling. The last week of his state fair and the supreme court shockingly blocking him---except the whole You Can Fire Anybody moment-- and his own party digging in so hard against him that Mike Jokeston had a tantrum and sent them home. This means it is coming apart. I was "right" just not "accurate". Just so you know I'm still keeping track. NPR All Things Considered caught me up when I got home because...

        Today I went to ReadyCare with Jim.They needed some filing done and I am willing to volunteer my time. I have taken a hard left turn into community and volunteering, even if it's for a small company, this summer. My kids are deep in their community, and embarassingly they didn't get it from me. The only way out of the mess our country is in is to make two choices:

        Just Be Kind.

       Connect to your community and get involved.

        Ready Care is a small import company, independent and locally run. They made it through Covid and tarriffs,and I admire that. Jim is the CFO.

        I worked there over the summer of ...2019? 2018? Unsure. I worked on the assembly line, I put together dispensers for shampoos/conditioners for a month. I worked alongside people who were relentlessly kind and hardworking, just trying to make it. They shared rides, rode the bus and steadfastly adhered to the work/break schedule. It was wonderful.

        I can't do that now, my arthritis in my hands is too advanced to assemble on the line and my feet are trashed-I can't stand in one place for hours. They let me rotate from the line to being "Russ' Bitch" which was awesome. He's the quality control manager, so I did what he told me---I emptied the "wrong" sunscreen from bottles into a drum, opened and repackaged damaged shipments and in general did whatever he asked. It was a glorious time. 

    I moved to the line as I was needed there more than Russ needed me and they were struggling to hire reliable people. I acknowledge my privelege. It was glorious because I did not "have" to work there. One of the line managers called me "Mrs. Jim", which admittedly was awkward considering the color of his skin and mine. I was never sure how lighthearted that comment was meant to be, so I smiled and tread carefully and kindly, because these really were honest, hardworking people and I did not want to make them feel like I was doing anything more than helping out until someone could be hired. Only they can say whether that was the case. I do suspect they viewed me as a spy from management. Heavy sigh.

        It's deliriously zen to work like this. I suspect people who garden feel this way---but I don't garden. I'm a vegetable murderer. I don't knit, it makes me angry. Crochet frustrates me. Puzzles take up room on the table the cats need to play. The list goes on. 

        But. BUT. Put me on a an assembly line and I am At Peace. When I was in high school/college, I worked at Fashion Gal. I was ready to quit when they offered me the job of Shipment Coordinator. Which is code for "You never have to talk to customers and you get to hide in back all day". 

        I didn't quit.

        Jim said a few weeks ago that they needed someone to sort invoices, and my first response was "hire someone, people need jobs". But he pointed out it was only 10, maybe 20 hours of work at the out. They just didn't have time and there are not other tasks for which to hire a person. 

        In my mind I decided to prove it could be done in eight hours, by a volunteer (me) but if it would take longer or I discovered Other Things, I was going to bully them into hiring. The filing is backed up because someone quit, but four other people have absorbed her job duties. Which is not sustatinable, but I'm not in charge. I'm just a teacher who lives "Just one more thing on your plate".

        Honestly, the filing seems to be the only thing falling through the cracks. And naturally, I feel like I should be running things. Because of course I should.

        So...tell me to alphabatize and numerically sort a thousand sales tax resale tickets and dude....DUDE. 

        Heaven.

         I used my phone for zen music and exchanged two texts all day! I didn't get on social media at all. I was ridiculously dialed in.

        The work needed today was minor. I would never take a job someone else needs. I was "extra" as Russ' bitch and on the line. I want to be clear about that.

        Jim estimated maybe 20 hours of work was needed. I volunteered, I don't need to get paid, AND I will do it in less time because if it was really 20 hours, I would have insisted they hire someone to do it.

        I worked six and a half hours today and got the filing 95% done. The next step, however, will require more time than I have, and I am lobbying for them to hire someone. But until then...I got most of it done. I'll go back and finish it up in the next two weeks. I left detailed notes on the piles in case anyone else wanted to help.

        I sat in an empty office. ReadyCare imports from Fiji and creates scented lotions, shampoos, and conditioners for hotels, resorts and gyms. I learned while doing their paperwork today that they provide products to the gym for the FBI.

       It smells sooooo good.

       And there is an employee restroom that I can use whenever I want. I don't have to rush between classes. Nobody notices that I'm not in the office.

        People stop by just to say hi, and they're happy to see me. The owner dropped by to ask if I'd done my onboarding. He's a funny guy-he knew I was volunteering. Russ dropped by even though I'm not his bitch this time, I told him I was the filing bitch today. He's a good human, plays guitar in a band. The warehouse manager that bought my motorcycle after I wrecked it-and fixed her up beautifully-also stopped by to say hi. Both men let me know there were snacks in the office next door. I guess I looked snacky.

        I sat at a foot deep pile of paper and dug in with great glee. Because the alphabet makes sense. Numbers make sense. You line them up and sing the alphabet song and put them in order. I lined up stacks on the desk and turned Zen music on my phone via You Tube. 

       It was 8.45 am. Outside of smiling at people who stopped by, I didn't look up until noon.

      Jim bought lunch for the office, and I declined to accompany him to pick it up because I was in the zone. I started thinking about that movie The Accountant and how upset he got when he couldn't finish. I almost barked at Jim when he asked if I wanted to take a break to help schlep lunch, "I'm not finished!" He took it in stride, as one does after almost 40 years of such reactive behavior.

        Again, there is no timeline or rush. These invoices have been piling up for months and nobody had time to go through them. But I didn't want to stop. At 1 pm I realized I wouldn't be able to finish by 3.30---Jim was leaving early, he had Togo with him and it's end of month, it's a whole thing--and I panicked. I had to stop and remind myself that I'm just doing a favor, there are no strings or deadlines attached.

        Nonetheless, I left notes on the alphabet stack and on the "still to be filed" stack, just in case anyone was going to try and finish this. I might, just not this week. This is my only week off from pony school, so likely it'll be a week or two before I can return. Unless they figure out they need to hire someone to do this plus the other jobs. 

        I had a rolly chair on a plastic mat so I could stand and walk and roll whenever I needed. My back still hurts from sitting for six and a half hours, but...it was awesome.

        Did I mention that it smelled really nice? And I could go to the bathroom whenever I wanted? And nobody asked me to do anything, or listen to their problems, or mix glue and shaving cream or build a set or submit grades or validate my vocation with data.

        When I came home, my new "old fashioned" radio that Jim bought was charged. I turned on NPR and listened to devestating reports on the fires, and wrote in my journal and went...WAIT. I just had a day like it was 1984.

        I had to go to an office and alphabatize paper for filing. I did use my phone for zen music from you tube which is a cheat, there isn't a radio in the office. But I sat in a chair all day and sorted invoices by letters and numbers, and clipped them together. Then I came home and listened to the radio!

        It's not complete, there are still elements that need to be addressed for a full day of 1984. But this was pretty damn close, and I didn't even have to plan it!

        Which may be the most 1984 thing of the entire day.

        In conclusion, all in all, to sum up-Scene.

60 Years Are Too Many: The Least Of You

 29 June 2026

               Matthew 25:40 "What you do for the least of you, you do for me." I -ished that but I'm not wrong.

        This is a line from a parable. As a kid being fed the Bible twice on Sundays and on Wednesday nights, I came to appreciate the parables. Even at a young age I understood what they were, and Immma sucker for a metaphor. Also, I was a child, and they teach Jesus in Sunday school downstairs, who is nice and kind and full of lovely stories. Upstairs in church they teach God who is mad absolutely all of the time because nobody does what he says. There is also that whole "jealous God" thing that is open for interpretation.

        Since God was always yelling I didn't hear much of what he said. But I heard Jesus, who did not yell at all, he just told nice stories, so I follow his advice.

         To Be Very Clear: I am not a Christian. I do not attend church. Read the above paragraph as to how often I was forced to attend church and the reason is clear. I do like parts of the Bible, and I took a class called "The Bible As Literature" in college that was pretty cool, cause I discovered parts they never taught in church.  Church doesn't work for me, even as an adult. I researched Judiaism but had no interest in converting. I did the same with Buddism. And for a minute I practiced Transendentalism because it made a ton of sense and was close to what I think the tribal ideals were. Mix that up with some Joseph Campbell and the Greeks with a dash of inherited intuition and the unwanted ability to chat with the dead and...here I am.

        Jesus' parables line up with a lot of other stories "out there". I didn't make that up, but I also don't have the energy to teach this morning. Look it up. So do a lot of the God wrath stories. Zeus is up there having tantrums daily, and can't keep it in his pants. Part of the appeal of Budda is his lack of rage meltdowns.

        Historically, the Matthew passage has been used  in reference to the unhoused, the poor, the "less fortunate". It should be a pillar of Christian action, as it is easily expanded to war refugees, immigrants,folks just down on their luck, children and special needs.

        That's the one that sticks with me, and the one on my mind this morning.    

        Cutting programs in schools for special needs children, under a regime waving a Christian Nationalist flag, horrifying. The same regime is cutting free lunch for kids, medicare and medicaid and education. Everything American society put in place to support "the least of you" is being ripped apart.

        Occasionally I toddle down rabbit holes. Sometimes it's accidental, I follow a thread that should have all like minded people responding. Other times bots or just rotten humans stab theie evil thoughts into the thread. I was not on a thread regarding special needs education, specifically when I saw the post. Bots and rotten people struggle with a throughline. 

        The one I stumbled on yelled that "Special needs kids have their own special school to go to. They shouldn't disrupt the learning of other students." That's paraphrased. It's not a new thought. And I'm here to confess that 26 years ago, it was my thought.

        First, I want to point out that those "special schools" are few and far between. Only a handful are fully funded public schools with specialized staff. Others are for profit. Which means parents have to pay. In 1975 they passed the law stating that sped students must be allowed in public schools, however they were separated out in their own center classrooms and not integrated into the general ed population. By 1990 the IDEA act made them more visible and here we are. Do the research, it's really disheartening. Just being deaf or blind could land you in an asylum. 

        Like all government programs inflicted on public schools (notice I won't talk about NCLB), they were forced without financial support or teacher training. Awesome. So it went poorly, largely because people are horrible. Parents don't want their kids "left behind" because the teacher has to accomodate special needs...but your kid is already behind and -technically your kid is special needs-because you do not read to them at night or support their education. Instead, your kid is a bully. Your kid acts out and at 14 is reading at a third grade level. This means extra time with the teacher is needed, even though you did not ask for additional services. But your kid is taking time away from "regular" kids. And here we are.

        Instead of getting in your own way, Belial, take a breath. Look at your own life. At some point somebody---your mom, dad, an Aunt or Uncle, a church friend, a teacher--fed you when you were hungry. They showed you kindess when you needed a hand. If you were truly abused one hundred percent of your life, you would not be mad about sped kids in your class because you know how it feels to be "othered". 

        We aren't born cruel. We learn to fear the other. The face of the other depends on who raised us. It can be black folks. It can be Catholics, Jews, Muslims. It can be immigrants.

        It can be kids in wheelchairs.

        All of these others are victims of unfounded hatred because they are perceived to steal from us. Steal our jobs, use up valuable resources.

        OK, I just wrote myself into a dark hole. Hold on, I need to find my way out.

        I think I'm equating kids who refuse to learn and are therefore behind with sped kids, because they both need additional attention and support. The difference is the first type of kid is disruptive and rude and doesn't want to learn. The second kid desperately wants to learn and to be included. They both require extra attention in school, but the sped kid is the one you're mad about.

        You're not mad that Josh flips his table at the end of every class, refuses to sit down or stop talking, holding an entire class hostage. Your defense is that he's fine at home, the teacher is failing at classroom management. But the same teacher has kids with IEP's who need additional support but are not deliberately disruptive, and that's when you get involved. Seriously?

        Removing funding for support is not stopping imaginary fraud. 

        The funding is not siphoned off of the gen ed kids, it's separate. It's funded that way on purpose. Because people like you, Belial, exist. 

        I love the argument that the USA is great because there are no accomodations in any other country for special needs students. At the same time, the same people pounding their chests with pride are advocating for the dismantling of the public school system and defunding special needs support.

        You aren't getting any of that money, friend. You're being played. And rather than see it for what it is, which means accepting you've been duped, you double down. You don't even have kids in a public school, but you doubled down. They're going to dismantle public education, slap higher price tags on private schools that they control and pump out non critically thinking Bible babblers who equate cruelty with patriotism. But hey---those special needs kids aren't getting "special" treatment any more, so you win.

        And what you did for the least of you, you did for Jesus. Which is support cruelty.

        That was the point of all his parables: Be Cruel Constantly. Fuck Humanity. Hate Everyone Who Looks, Believes Or Acts differently than you. Blessed be he who detains, murders, defunds and deports. 

        Scene.

        

60 Years Are Too Many: Dinner Revelations

     28 June 2026

        I went to dinner at the home of my high school lang arts teacher last night.

       How I got there is the first part of the story.

       I don't leave my house, generally, unless I'm being paid. That means I leave to go to work. I like my house. I like sitting in the living room and reading. I like sitting here in the dining room and writing, even if it's garbage. I spend my time outside of my house teaching and mitigating social relationships between preschoolers, for which I am paid.

        I deliberately keep my friend circle small. My friends from high school recently moved back from Texas, and they are relentlessly positive, active people who leave their house. I respect that, and that's not who I am. I have to be bullied out.

        They received an invite to the Starkey home for dinner, and somehow Jim and I were also invited. Jim begged off, as he was not one of their students, and is even more awkward than I am. He's not rude, he's just awkward and age has made us both homebodies. The choice caused some friction, but we've been together for 100 years, and we got over it. Also, the A/C died yesterday and he actually did have to stay home to talk to the A/C people. It's currently 78 degrees in my house. Sleeping last night was a bit rough, but it's a first world problem so keep it in perspective. They can't make a house call until Tuesday. Yay.

        I agreed to attend, even though I tried desperately to prove that I had not been invited in the first place. This is a me issue, compounded by being left out of social gatherings in my youth. I literally argued with Mike that I was not invited, so why was I going? And what time? And where to they even live, I have no address---if I was invited I'd have an address, ipso facto: not invited.

        Clearly, the fact that it was a friend from high school attending a dinner hosted by my high school teacher exacerbated my already severe social anxiety issues. Issues that I am not interested in working through, because that would mean I have to leave my house and talk to people and not get paid to do so.

        I have no idea how to hold a conversastion. I know how to teach and build community and a collaborative theatre. That is not having a conversation.

        I feel like I used to know how, because I could talk with people posessed of different viewpoints than my own, and we would both be reasonable. 

        Society decided we don't do that any more, and since I like being alone, anyway, I became OK with that. 

        However, these are like minded people. We all share the similar histories and philosphies.

        I got over myself and decided to just go. It would be good to see the Starkeys and spend time with them and Mike and Melinda, and I likely wouldn't have to worry about my conversational shortcomings as they are all pro level conversationalists.

        So part two of the story; I attended and all my fears were unfounded. I was welcomed. I enjoyed listening to their stories about their kids, about teaching---I learned she taught for 44 years. This seems impossible, I know, but when she retired from teaching high school after 33 years, she then "taught" as a TIR mentor at Metro for 11 years.

        And she's still the kindest human I know. Not angry. How does the relentless BS not make someone bitter and angry? The system was screwed when she was teaching, yet she still believes one person with a heart can make a difference. 

        While she talked my mind wandered a bit, as it does...

         I have been dismantling the BS at Littleton, piece by piece. I can track when it started, I accept my role in my own demise but that's not at the core. The core is I lost my heart. I stopped believing I was making any positive difference at all. I left there completely angry and hateful and panicked over paying my mortgage. Again--you've seen this thread in my life: money dictates my every move.

        Working at Hinkley was of course, an entirely different set of district and building BS issues, but I held on. And even though they didn't give me my years, I still made $10k more than I had at Littleton. I worked through Covid. I forced myself into what mattered, what was right for the kids and held on as long as I could. I argue it transformed me in many ways. If money was truly what I loved, I would have stayed. So I got that going for me.

        Now I'm rebuilding a department in what may be a fool's errand, but I'm doing it with my full heart, and $8k less a year because DPS did not give me my years.

        K. Starkey knew I cared, even when I'd given up hope. I was perplexed by her relentless love until it broke through last night. 

        She was my teacher.

        It's that simple.

        Good teachers see you. They see your heart.

        I have former students who I will never forget, and I hold in my heart even as we are no longer in contact. I saw their hearts. I know they will always do the right thing.

        The right thing is never the easy thing.

        The right thing cannot be done if you have no heart.

        That was a pretty big takeaway. Yes, I used that word, be grateful I didn't tell you we're going to unpack my thesis together, jigsawing small group work and then writing our findings on sticky notes to be placed on pieces of butcher paper stuck to the library walls, each with a word at the top like "Deliverables", "Learning Objectives" and "Student Facing Color Schemes".

          Ok, that was for teachers.They get it. Hi guys! Thanks for reading. Love you.

          Am I on part 3? "Actually listening". When Kathy talked about mentoring a teacher in Aurora who had been called out for teaching a "full book"--The Red Pony--her heartbreak was palpable. She was shocked that any district would punish a teacher for assigning a book--a book they were reading in class. 

        I taught in Aurora and am well aware of that strategy---they use Study Sync which pulls excerpts from novels, and lang arts teachers are to use those. Not full novels.

        Gratefully, I am not a lang arts teacher, and I have proudly forced freshmen to read The Odd Couple, Romeo and Juliet and The Crucible for many years. My mid level kids read The Misanthrope and A Servant of Two Masters and The Glass Menagerie. I honestly haven't taught Hamlet in a minute, but I hope to get to him with my upper level kids next year.

        Here's my experience: they read. They listen and follow along because we read in class and I can see you with my eyeballs and I know if you're following along. My kid with a sixth grade reading level held on through Theatre 2 this year and performed in the Odd Couple! Granted, my behaviors are not as severe as the core classes, so it's "easier" for me to force the reading issue. If you don't want to read, I don't make you---but you must follow along. And I learned that many of the kids who do not want to read are actually very good readers once they're pushed into doing it. They just don't want to.

        So my limited research suggests that Aurora has stopped reading novels because the kids don't want to.

        They're using "teach to the test" as an excuse, because the kids clearly only read a few paragraphs for the SAT. But aren't you teaching them to cheat, and cheating them yourself? 

        Of course you are, because people who like to read don't always know it immediately, and if they read they might discover the world around them and become curious about other cultures and history and we can't have that.

        There's a lot to unpack there that is not relevent right now, so we'll table that discussion for the next facultry meeting.

        Where was I?

        Dinner. Was lovely. I'm glad I went. I'm glad my friends gave me a ride. I enjoyed talking with them about the horrors of math en route to the Starkey homestead. I am unsure how I even have them as friends, as my conversation skills amount to occasional explosions of internal thoughts that should not be spoken outloud, let alone spoken outloud around people who are listening. They seem unfazed.

        So thank you Mike and Melinda. Thank you Kathy and Jim for your gracious hospitality and engaging stories and stunning artwork. 

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60 Years Are Too Many: Teaching

 27 June 2026

    While stupidity reigns and I finished The Stand, here I go writing again.

    Because Trump posted on Truth social that he "hardly ever poops his pants", and people just yell and nobody listens. And they're doing baptisms on the national mall.  Christian Nationalism is doing its damndest to destroy our country.

    So.

    Way back in 2002, I had decided to start subbing. I worked at my alma matter GMHS in theatre for Barb-who had taken over when Bud retired-and lang arts for Kathy Starkey. Kathy had been my lang arts teacher Back In The Day. I subbed elsewhere but they are not part of this story.

    But subbing doesn't come with insurance benefits, so I decided I'd try to teach. My children were in kindie and second grade when I made the decision. I loved staying at home, but we had moved and expenses were increasing. The why is not important, nor a question educators like to answer in faculty meetings. This is how. My pontification is not passive, it's active.

    I had my BA and sub license, and I had worked in enough buildings to know high school was my jam. Either lang arts or theatre was good with me. But I didn't have my teaching license. So I did some research and learned about the TIR program at Metro. The catch was you had to get hired as a teacher in a building first, and then you could enter the program. It was the only way around the horrible and financially impossible student teaching requirement. Nobody should work for free---ever. But here we are.

    These were the early years of desktops and limited internet. I found two theatre openings in two buildings, Littleton and Ponderosa. Ponderosa's online application required a teaching license number just to apply, with no way to contact HR or ask questions. I had no such number because I did not have my license. Littleton did not require the license number, and the application could be printed and snail mailed to HR.

    And that's how that happened.

    It was much more difficult, but it's fine. Not the point of the story.

   This story is about the teachers who circled back into my life more than once, qualifying them collectively as "how I became a teacher". Their active resurgences and relentless conviction are the how.

                                                      Peter Melbach

    Melbach was my high school history teacher. One of the smartest humans I've ever met. He told the truth, he taught real history and he held us accountable. Because of him I understand colonialism, El Salvador in the 1980's, I can identify countries on a map and knew about the Red Scare and the real definition of communism. Many of the people writing about politics today are history professors who, rightfully, are losing their shit.

    I flunked his class when I left my world map project on a bus during a concert choir tour. He essentially said "Thank sucks". I never forgot my homework again. That would have been about 1982, my sophomore year.

    In 1999 I was attempting to launch my own theatre company, raise two children and worked at My Brother's Bar in Denver. Melbach was a semi regular there, I think he lived near by. Because I assume I am invisible, or at least not memorable, I did not initiate any contact outside of delivering his beer. But he recognized me and we struck up a few brief exchanges over the year and a half. Most of them centered around his thesis "When are you going to become a teacher?"

     "I don't want to be a teacher."

    "You are, I've always known it. You've always been a teacher. Let me know when you figure it out."

    In 2012 while I was at the Boettcher---wait, you may not know what a Boettcher Scholarship is. Students in Colorado apply for the scholarship, which pays 100% of their tuition and housing for four years at any Colorado university. Students who are awarded the scholarship "share" their Boettcher with one of their teachers. It's usually an IB teacher, AP math or science teacher, as those are the kids who generally win. Occasionally it's an elective teacher-say choir from a Cherry Creek School. It is rarely a theatre teacher. The teacher receives $1,000 for their department and attends the ceremony. It is a very generous prize.

    My theatre student had been awarded the Boettcher and chose to share it with me. So I was at The Thing at the Botanic Gardens. We were all seated as our students read words about us and presented us with a plaque.     

    Guess whose name was read?

    Peter Melbach.

    So I hunted him down and smiled grandly. My husband Jim compared it to Spicoli and Mr. Hand meeting years later. If you don't know the reference, trust that I looked like an idiot grinning at Melbach.

    He said "Hey, you're a teacher!"

    I sighed and smiled. Dammit, he called it.

    I awkwardly replied "And I have a Boettcher, just like you." Because I had no idea how to respond. "Yes" would have been a reasonable response, but no. I had to say something idiotic.

    He shrugged, "It's my fifth one."

    Of course it is.

    And of course he fell into a casual conversation with me like we were...colleagues. He told me about the book he wanted to write, and that he was going to retire. Just like I was a regular person. Not a waiter, not a student. A regular person worthy of conversation.

    We had a lovely chat, took a photo and I haven't seen him since.

    My Boettcher is on the wall downstairs. I walk past it daily and smile.

                                                        Steve Meinenger

    Meinenger was my high school choir teacher at GMHS. He smoked in the choir office with the band teacher, a story that blows kids' minds these days. He retired from teaching but his legacy in Denver high school choral music is massive. The choir and band teachers at Littleton knew Meinenger. He was all over CHSSA and an All State Judge, and probably All State President, and he worked in some way the the music program at Metro and possibly UNC. For all I know he invented educational music. He's a Very Big Deal.

    In or around 2011, Littleton's band teacher crossed the hall to 146 (backstage/my classroom) to confirm that I'd attended GMHS and that Meinenger had been my choir teacher. I had no idea why he was asking. 

    Turns out Meinenger in his Very Big Deal status was going to be in our building to work with the band teacher On A Thing. The band teacher, Don, said "I have an idea". He was always full of ideas, a delightful light hearted prankster-y and relentlessly positive man- I frequently hated him. Why are you happy, stop it. I try to destroy those people regularly.

    I really am that miserable. 

    And I digress.

    Anyway, he said "I'm going to pretend you're a problem, like we can't work together at all, and ask him to come meet you and give me advice." This was the opposite of true, as we worked well together and I only had to poke him in the eye with my mohawk once.

        "Why?" I honestly had no idea why this was a good plan.
        "It'll be funny. He'll meet you and remember you and it will be a reunion."
        "That's a big assumption. He's had thousands of students, I haven't seen him since high school. There is no reason to believe he will remember me."
        "Seriously?" He stopped and an entire monologue silently crossed his face. "He'll remember you."

    So on the assigned day, he brought Meinenger across the hall to "meet" me. He opened the door and ushered him in. Meinenger was looking at Don-who is at least six feet tall- the whole time, he didn't look up at me until Don was finished talking. He said "This is Mrs. Martin, our theatre teacher." Then, in an exaggerated and unsuccessful stage whisper, "The one I told you about. We're having problems with her."

      Meinenger looked up at me. He always had to look up due to his short stature-not unlike a gnome-but he seemed to have shrunk. His ice blue eyes peered at me through his squinty face. His blonde hair had turned grey. I just looked at him and smiled. In my head I was running through all of the ways to introduce myself and remind him who I am and explain that Don thought this would be funny.  

      It took him three seconds of eye contact before he said "Wyckoff, you got old!" and started cackling. 

    Yep. He remembered me.

                                                        Bud Simmons

    Bud was my high school theatre teacher. I've written of him often. Not just because he was as mean as a snake, but because in so many ways he shaped how I teach. And there's the whole "opened the door to theatre" part of it too, but whatever. Nobody cares. Nothing happens, nobody comes.

    Bud and his wife Janet communicated with me primarily through emails. I had not seen him with my eyeballs in years by the time I directed my first musical The Pirates of Penzance at Littleton in 2009. I do not recall inviting him directly, which feeds the mystical idea that he Just Knew and showed up. I did not know he was coming, and completely melted down when I saw him. I couldn't speak, I just jabbered and drooled, much to the amusement of the music director who had a front row seat to the show titled "Kmart Comes Apart" at the lobby doors. Act One was the blubbering moron talking to the short, skinny old man.

    When Bud finally went in to take his seat, Farrell asked me-through a tight smile- what was going on. I think his exact words were "What the heck was that?" I sobbed "My dad is here", and then immediately blubbered that he's not my dad dad, he's my theatre dad but ya he was like my dad and his opinion is everything to me and I can't believe he's here and I have no idea what I'm doing pardon me I have to throw up." Farrell watched the opening scene in Act 2 of "Kmart Comes Apart" and then smartly walked away. Act 2 was emerging as a boring derivitive repetition of Act 1.

    I paced the lobby the entire show and have no memory of seeing Bud at intermission. I will put money on me hiding. That tracks.

    After the show, Bud found me and crushed my bones with his hug. I couldn't speak. He smiled and said "You know, they aren't supposed to walk and talk at the same time," with that crazy predator smile and those mirthfilled eyes.

     I shot back, "Did you just give me a note old man?" I was again physically crushed with a hug, this time the last of my tears were squeezed from me.

                                                            Kathy Starkey

    Kathy was my creative writing teacher at Green Mountain. I also had her for 10th regular lang arts- Big Chiefs were our journals. And when I started subbing, she started calling. She was teaching AP( or at least some higher level) at the time, and I loved subbing her classes. They were smart kids but not assholes about being smart. I subbed for a year, and then she retired the following year when I started at Littleton.

    The TIR program has you take classes on Monday nights while you're teaching during the day for year one, and year two you are assigned a mentor teacher who gets you across the finish line. This teacher does observations, checks boxes in paperwork and makes sure your license application is in the clear.

    The summer after year one, when my Monday night teacher was "Stu" who apparently was a former colleague of another Littleton lang arts teacher so I was double supported, I received a phone call from Kathy Starkey.

    She asked if I knew why she was calling. Since it was A) summer and B) she had retired, I was at a loss. She said plainly "I am a mentor teacher at Metro now, through the TIR. Sweetheart, you've been assigned to me." She laughed, "I'm your teacher mentor!"

    I'll let that one settle. That's the biggest slam dunk true "sign" a person could ever encounter. The rest of the connections are supporting cast to this main character. When I have doubts---and I Have Doubts---about becoming a teacher, I remember how this happened. Who else has a story like this in their world? 

    I consider these all "HOW" not "WHY". Why is introspective, how is a verb. I encountered real moments, had in person conversations and impressive connections were made. That's not why I teach. I answered that question already: health insurance. These exchanges are how it came to pass. Because without these touchstones, I do not believe I would have followed through at all.

    This post was likely triggered by a dinner invite from K.Starkey via my high school friend Mike. I do not have a "come to my house for dinner" relationship with ...many people. But certainly not my high school lang arts teacher and TIR mentor. I assume I was invited as an afterthought, or an accident. You read my previous words, you know I choose to be invisible whenever possible and assume that tactic is working. I get dysregulated when I am unexpectedly seen. It troubles me, and my go to is that it was a mistake. I do not do curtain speeches and our final candle moments are only structured by me, I rarely speak. I cannot function without a script and I do not like to be the center of attention.

    You can stop making that face. If you know me, you know it's true. I was an actor so I could Be Somebody Else. And I need a script. If I'm comfortable at home in a social situation, I will stage manage, absolutely. But I won't perform. I've always been awkward and stand offish. Which some people would call "shy" and others would call "rude". Depends on the people watching. I leave it open to their interpretation because frankly, I have no idea which one is correct.

    But that's another story.

    Two and a half decades after I started subbing, I'm still teaching. I don't know "why", but I can tell you "how"; I decided to follow the signs that told me to teach.

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60 Years Are Too Many: The Off Ramp

 

    26 June 2026

        The other afternoon on NPR they had an Oceanographer. I think from Washington State.

        The topic was climate change. The question, paraphrased loosely here, was "Is it too late ( to stop, slow down, DO SOMETHING)?"

        He was clearly in front of a live audience, and I suspect he was in California, because he answered "Look, if you miss your exit, do you just keep driving to LA?"

        He went on to clarify that the smart oceanographer people have a way to help lower the rising temperature of the ocean, and the details were above my education grade. But I liked his thesis.

        Just because you missed your off ramp, you don't just keep driving straight. There's another off ramp. Take that one.

        Apply this to the current "political" climate. In quotes because it's not about politics, or even parties at this point. It's split between right and wrong. Cruelty and empathy. Misinformation and education.

        You're smart, you don't need me to further pontificate on that point.

        My point is that our choices in life are never without an exit ramp.

        Our parents lives and careers were very much a two lane highway to retirement with no exits. One career, 30 years, retire, collect retirement and social security. Cost of living dictated that was possible. Gosh, you may even get to buy a Winnebago and see the country.

        We tried that.   

        It didn't work, and gratefully we noted the off ramps. Some of us took them sooner than later. Some of us are still scared to commit to exiting. 

        Our children are not only well versed in these ramps, they will exit and re-enter the highway looking for a different off ramp, or tool through town in the business loop. They are much more adventurous and brave than we were. 

        Well...me. Than I was.

        Capitalism killed my joy and all I see are dollar signs around everything. How much does it cost? I can't afford this or that or these. I hear Princess Lea in my head "If money is what you love, then that's what you'll receive." 

        I don't love it. How can I love what I don't have?

        I just want to live debt free.

        Own my house. My car. Help my children.

        But I don't dare say anything, because a Boomer will just attack me for not working hard enough. For not saving my money.

        A horrible human or a bot commented on a thread "The only people whining about how things are right now are the losers failing at life." Again: the cruelty is so loud right now.

         That supports my argument. It's always about money.

        I didn't sell a company and make money that I could then invest.

        My cousin is doing great, she's thrifty and learned how to invest what very little she had, she learned from her mom. So when her mom died, there was a significant amount for her and her surviving brother to then invest. I'm not mad at her. She works her ass off. As did her mom.

        I'm mad at me. 

        Did I miss an exit that would have taught me how to invest even though I had nothing to invest?

        I met with an investment guy once who straight up told me I had nothing but my house, which I could use for its equity. He couldn't understand why I had no real savings, or retirement or a portfolio. He seemed to miss the fact of the recession, when Jim lost his job and was unemployed for two years and we had to cash in his retirement to save the house.

        I felt so stupid.

        At 60 the only off ramp I see is death. Nothing is going to get any easier and I'm not inheriting money, nor do I have any to invest.

        Scene.